Laughter is the best medicine

MBA Test
Once four MBA students were partying till late night and didn't study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. Then they went up to the dean and said that they had gone to a wedding last night and on their return, the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. The Dean was a just person so he said that they can have a retest after three days. They said they were ready.

On the third day they appeared before the dean. The Dean said that as this was a special condition, all four were required to be in separate rooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days.
The test consisted of two questions with total marks of 100.

Q1. Write down your Names. (2 marks)
Q2. Which tire burst ? (98 marks)



Interesting Definitions

College        : A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Etc             : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Office          : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Committee    : Group who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done
                    together.
Politician       : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Smile            : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Optimist        : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Pessimist       : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word
                     OPPORTUNITY.
Diplomat        : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to
                     the trip.
Classic          : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Dictionary      :The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
Miser            : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Marriage        : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her
                    master.
Father          : A banker provided by nature.
Rumor           : News that travels at the speed of sound.
Criminal         : A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got caught.
Worry           : Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
Boss             : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Philosopher    : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Tears           : The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Experience    : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb   : An invention to end all inventions.
Doctor         : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
I.T. Engineer : One that is paid for sending and receiving such jokes!