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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr
after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not
in the morning.
Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late
evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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On a romantic day, sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling
on our engagement day will you give me a ring?
Sardar : Ya sure,
to your landline or mobile?
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his car. A man
asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your car.
sardar : Can't you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but it starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara
gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
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Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
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Son to sardarji: Today I ran behind the bus and saved
Rs 3.
Sardarji to son: You fool, if you would have ran behind an auto, you
could have saved Rs 30!!!.
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Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were
talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the
moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars - we will go direct to
the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
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Sardarji's Son : Oye Papaji.... Bahar Darwaje Par Koi Swiming Pool
Ke Liye Donation Mang Raha Hai....
Sardar : Puttar, Usko Ek Lota Paani De De...
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A Sardarji went to battery shop n asked to change
battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Sardarji: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Friend to Sardar -
How can you kill a LION?
SARDAR thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion:
"I'll drink POISON... & let the LION eat ME"
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Sardar is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has
a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on
the Tower. Sardar says "Yes".
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several
hours the Sardar figured he was taken for a ride.
On the next day the Sardar is again walking along the same street
and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand
rupees and I'll go get a ladder."
The Sardar gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.This
time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."
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DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE. Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in
Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh
somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunately Banta got
pushed to the top.
After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see
friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the
seats in front with both hands, scared to death.
He says, "Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you
so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?
Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a driver.
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